December 2009
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This will be the first year I don’t sit at home in Arizona, by myself, wishing I was somehwere else.
Unless you count last year..
I forgot about last year.
I ended up partying in a hotel suite in Central Phoenix and getting locked out of the room, drunk. I had to sleep outside cuz the lobby manager kicked me out of the lobby around five a.m. It was freezing. I was in a dress.
BUT back...
you don’t have to be….a prostitute…
no no no no no
FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS <3
I got season two from Nick for Christmas before I left New Mexico.
I met a black bum today who asked me to be his baby.
He then introduced himself as Jesus Christ, God.
I’m a magnet for winners.
realizations for today;
-80% of the time fat people don’t check their blind spots
-I’ve gotten too deep into this domesticated bullshit
-I love cats and hate cigarettes
-I need some landing lessons