December 2009
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This will be the first year I don’t sit at home in Arizona, by myself, wishing I was somehwere else. Unless you count last year.. I forgot about last year. I ended up partying in a hotel suite in Central Phoenix and getting locked out of the room, drunk. I had to sleep outside cuz the lobby manager kicked me out of the lobby around five a.m. It was freezing. I was in a dress. BUT back...
Dec 31st
you don’t have to be….a prostitute… no no no no no   FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS <3 I got season two from Nick for Christmas before I left New Mexico.
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I met a black bum today who asked me to be his baby. He then introduced himself as Jesus Christ, God. I’m a magnet for winners.
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realizations for today; -80% of the time fat people don’t check their blind spots -I’ve gotten too deep into this domesticated bullshit -I love cats and hate cigarettes -I need some landing lessons
Dec 1st